Michael Jackson was a legend to me. Michael Jackson and me go way back. I actually met him along time ago. I remember I was just a tiny little monkey hanging out with my best buddy Bubbles (yeah, that’s right let’s never speak his name ever again). I ended up having a huge fight with my best buddy Bubbles (you bitch, how he picked you was beyond me, I can only think of one thing ’sucked alot of cock to get where you are’ ).
Anyway, Bubbles and I used to be best friends, it was then that I actually met Michael Jackson. He wanted me to move to his fancy ranch on account of the fact that I am funny and charming with a great sense of humour and he was going to make me a star. That is until that bitch ass slut Bubbles comes along and next thing he’s flying first class to Neverland, to be fed and pampered and star in music videos (that was my destiny you whore!).
Anyway apart from my best mate running off with my meal ticket I ended up spending the better part of my youth learning to moonwalk (it was tough especially as the cage wasn’t that big, did you hear that Bubbles you bitch, but I persisted and it is now one of my signature moves to impress my lady friends). I still remember hearing Billy Jean for the first time and I was blown away by this man’s talent. He was one human that we all wanted to claim as a primate (it became harder and harder, once he had all the surgery). So given the news I will be reviewing what I consider to be his greatest album ever.
Thriller was and is a landmark album. It belongs in every one’s collections. This album does not disappoint in anyway. It is pop how it was meant to be. From the opening song ‘ Wanna be startin’ something’ with it’s awesome music catchy lyrics and just infectious groove it gets you up and moving. Then the next songs ‘Baby be mine’ & ‘The girl is mine’ slow it down, they both have well written lyrics with ’The girl is mine’ being a duet with Paul McCartney. I think that many a pop star should listen to this and learn how to write a good slow pop song especially duets, what with all the “featuring” crap that goes on now.
The next song is the bomb “Thriller” is where Michael Jackson hits his stride and shows us why he is the ‘KING OF POP’ this song has everything great lyrics, great music and it actually tells a story. It also spawned it’s own dance (which everyone should try, I know I am the master of the ‘Thriller’ and bust it out at most parties, mainly to impress the chicks, who love it by the way). It was also the first time that someone actually created a proper music video not some boring piece of shit with them just them singing, (take a note most rock bands, yep you know who you are!). Then we move on to ‘Beat It’ this song has an amazing introduction and it just an awesome song. The next song that has to be one of my all time favourites is ‘Billy Jean’ from it’s drum beat intro which really sucks you in, the breathlessly sung lyrics, which are very catchy, it really is an amazing song, it is also the song that he pulled out the ‘Moonwalk’ to at one of his concerts. This song will become a classic for generations to come.
‘Human Nature’ is another great slower song, then it’s followed by the hit ‘PYT, Pretty Young Thing’ which is how I describe myself on adult friend finder (just look up large cock, you’ll find me). This song has such an infectious beat that it’s hard not to find yourself dancing and singing along to it, which is what made Michael Jackson so unique, his songs really made you just want to bust out and dance. Then it finishes with the song ‘The lady in my life’ which showcases Michael Jackson’s versatility as a singer as this song is a slow romantic song, well sung.
All in all this album is one that you will never get tired of, one that has and will continue to stand the test of time. If you don’t have it already get! You will not be disappointed and I can guarantee that it will be on heavy rotation for years to come. Now in light of the fact that Michael Jackson is gone I will not rate this album with shots instead I will now put this album on and drink the whole bottle of whiskey to it.
Peace out my bitches and RIP Michael Jackson, I’ll miss you but at least I still have your music! and lastly FUCK YOU BUBBLES you dirty whore-slut!