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Monday Music Monkey Review

10/28/2012

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Hello my filthy little urchins, today I will be reviewing the one and only Carly Rae Jepson. Man this sexy little thing can sing and she is so sexy as well I could easily bust a nut over this babe. Anyway back to the music, her album is called "Kiss" and yes please.

Carly Rae's album starts with the track 'Tiny Little Bows' this track is really cutesy and suits her cute look I enjoyed it. Next is "This Kiss' this is the title track I think and again it has a really enjoyable feel to it and her voice is so sweet. I am hoping that she balances that with a filthy side, you know, cute everywhere else but down and dirty in the bedroom. The next track is the first single on the album 'Call Me Maybe' and can I say that this track is one of the most addictive and really catchy I couldn't stop singing this fucking song that's because it's so cool I love this song!

We then move onto 'Curiosity' this track is sweet has a really nice sound and her voice is just so nice. 'Good Time' is her teaming up with Owl City, this song is way awesome, they somehow make a really cool group. 'More than a Memory' and 'Turn me Up'   and 'Hurt So Good' are laments which is the material of young girls these days I mean their songs about why the fuck did you break up with me shit but,still pretty cool songs.

Then we move onto that filthy lucky bastard Justin Bieber who she teams up with on 'Beautiful' but it's cool, he's no competition for me I mean he's more of a lady boy lady and well carly let me show you how we do it PRIMATE STYLE and yes you can call me. Then we move onto 'Tonight I'm getting over you' which is another fucking lament just dump the bitch and move on like I do, I don't bitch about it in a song I just move onto another bitch.

Then we move onto Guitar String/Wedding Ring' which is a bit more upbeat and the music is quite funky, anyway we move onto 'Heart is a Muscle'  which does showcase her amazing voice I like this song for some strange reason, maybe because I can sort of see what having a heart must feel like (and yeah, fuck that!).

The last track is 'I know You Have a Girlfriend' and it is Carly back to her best this song is awesome I love it and a great way to finish what is essentially a great album and baby it's OK if I have a girlfriend because I was honest about it and told you about it from the start, what I did when you were drunk, yeah but I still told you!

All up this is a great pop album and a wonderful start from an ex-Canadian idol contestant and I must say that I really enjoyed this album and as such I am giving it 2 and half shots of whiskey plus one extra shot because she is just so damn fucking cute! 

Till next week peace out my bitches!!


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    What’s up my bitches? I’m Herbie, the music reviewer. I love bananas and whiskey and I just love music and I will rate any CD in my own special way. See what I do is whack the headphones on and play it loud, if I love it and it moves me I will crack out the dance moves (the moonwalk is my signature move, that and the reach around, but that’s another story) or if it’s heavy I will head bang, and if I hate it well the monkey comes out in me and I will usually smear the CD in my own excrement (hey I’m a monkey after all). 

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