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Monday Music Monkey Review

12/10/2012

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What’s up my bitches! It’s me Herbie, back in my special place for my reviews. Today I will be reviewing the loveliest little bitch on the planet well by my standards anyway, she is the one and only “Lily Allen”. She first came to my attention with her album “Alright Still” this spawned a heap of hits and the one I loved the most was “Alfie” it’s still one of my favourites and the little puppet brother she has in the video clip is the SHIT! 
He’s awesome, spraying walls, doing drugs, playing computer games and whacking off on his favourite magazines.

Now, today i will be reviewing her album “It’s not me, it’s you”. The first track “Everyones at it” is alright, it’s the sort of song that grows on you. The second track and first single of the album is “The fear” this song is awesome. To me this song represents everything that I aspire to be. I want to be a consumer-whore, coked out, buying everything on plastic (shame that bitch-ass Redi. He doesn’t pay me shit, I am thinking of contacting animal welfare or maybe even PETA! I think I just said goodbye to my whiskey for this week!) and if someone dies making the product all the better that product is, pure fucking genuis.  The song “Not Fair” reminds me of that time I meet this lovely lady friend/baboon, she was hot with her massive bright red ass which was like in your face booty but when it came to doing it,well it was a huge disappointment, it was all looks no substance, so I really know where Lily is coming from in this song.

The other tracks are great, like “I could say” and “Never Gonna Happen” they are the songs that only Lily can sing. Then you get to the song “Fuck you” with it’s really catchy hook “fuck you, fuck you very, very much”. Man I am still singing that song, it’s so infectious like one of them STD’s that I could so easily pass on to Lily (if only she would return my calls, and no it’s not stalking  it’s admiring from a very short distance and through a fogged up window).

So without further ado I am giving this 4 and 1/2 shots of whiskey out of five. Awesome work Lily now keep it up, just like them perky little nipples of yours. I would’ve given five shots of whiskey, but she still hasn’t returned my calls
ENJOY MY BITCHES!!


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    What’s up my bitches? I’m Herbie, the music reviewer. I love bananas and whiskey and I just love music and I will rate any CD in my own special way. See what I do is whack the headphones on and play it loud, if I love it and it moves me I will crack out the dance moves (the moonwalk is my signature move, that and the reach around, but that’s another story) or if it’s heavy I will head bang, and if I hate it well the monkey comes out in me and I will usually smear the CD in my own excrement (hey I’m a monkey after all). 

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