He’s awesome, spraying walls, doing drugs, playing computer games and whacking off on his favourite magazines.
Now, today i will be reviewing her album “It’s not me, it’s you”. The first track “Everyones at it” is alright, it’s the sort of song that grows on you. The second track and first single of the album is “The fear” this song is awesome. To me this song represents everything that I aspire to be. I want to be a consumer-whore, coked out, buying everything on plastic (shame that bitch-ass Redi. He doesn’t pay me shit, I am thinking of contacting animal welfare or maybe even PETA! I think I just said goodbye to my whiskey for this week!) and if someone dies making the product all the better that product is, pure fucking genuis. The song “Not Fair” reminds me of that time I meet this lovely lady friend/baboon, she was hot with her massive bright red ass which was like in your face booty but when it came to doing it,well it was a huge disappointment, it was all looks no substance, so I really know where Lily is coming from in this song.
The other tracks are great, like “I could say” and “Never Gonna Happen” they are the songs that only Lily can sing. Then you get to the song “Fuck you” with it’s really catchy hook “fuck you, fuck you very, very much”. Man I am still singing that song, it’s so infectious like one of them STD’s that I could so easily pass on to Lily (if only she would return my calls, and no it’s not stalking it’s admiring from a very short distance and through a fogged up window).
So without further ado I am giving this 4 and 1/2 shots of whiskey out of five. Awesome work Lily now keep it up, just like them perky little nipples of yours. I would’ve given five shots of whiskey, but she still hasn’t returned my calls
ENJOY MY BITCHES!!