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Monday Music Monkey Review

10/7/2012

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Hello my bitches, welcome back to Monday Music Monkey Review. Today I will be reviewing the very fuckable ‘Katy Perry’ this 50’s pin up bitch is my kind of lady, nice tits, great body and an awesome look, I absolutely love the 50’s pin-up babe look!, anyway enough I am getting a hard-on just talking about it, so onto the album.

 “One Of The Boys” was a huge hit for Katy Perry and spawned some pretty big hits for her. The one that springs to mind is “I kissed a Girl’

So, after wiping the drool off my chin, the album starts with the song ‘One of the Boys’. This is an awesome song that begs the question, can you still belch the alphabet because to me that only increases your attractiveness (Hey, I am a primate bitches!). Moving on the next song is ‘I Kissed a Girl’ it has a great musical score and builds up and the lyrics well the only thing I can say is “Can I watch!”.

‘Waking Up In Vegas’ yes please! Especially if it’s next to you, I'll let you snort coke off my cock, and gamble away all my bananas (that’s not racist when I say it people!). It does have a really awesome dirty wall of guitars playing, great song. ‘Thinking Of You’ this song sounds so different to the other songs, has a Madonna feel to it, not my favourite, sorry. ‘Mannequin’ is another great song and I can’t help feel that if you were my “Mannequin” oh, man the things we’d do.

‘Ur So Gay’, this song is so funny it reminds so much of that donut maker Redi, It does have some great music and lyrics, very funny lyrics I might add, it seems that it was written by Redi himself. ‘Hot N Cold’ has an awesome start with the music and her voice and it describes so many of the ex-lady friends I’ve had, you know who you are bitches. You know the deal the ones that say “I love you so much” then follow it up with a cock-punch when you perving on another woman (what can I say I have primal needs).

‘If You Can Afford Me’ is an awesome song, Katy certainly knows how to write a song dripping with sexual innuendo. Will she take banana’s for payment! (That’s all Redi pays me in). ‘Lost’ is well lost, I didn’t like this song at all, it does seem lost on this album, some self reflective bullshit, stick to the sexy Katy!  ’Self-Inflicted’ has a great intro and just gets better, awesome song!

‘I’m Still Breathing’ is kind of laid back, not my favourite and don’t ask why. The last song is ‘Fingerprints’ not bad, but not as good as some other songs on this album. Now I so want to leave my grubby fingerprints all over Katy Perry.

Overall it’s a good album and I am giving it 3 shots of whiskey out of 5. I will give it more if she’d accept banana’s as payment for services! Till next week,

 Peace out my bitches!

PS: I know it’s Thursday but I had a D&M with my lady-friend and the good news is I am single again ladies!


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    Herbie The 
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    What’s up my bitches? I’m Herbie, the music reviewer. I love bananas and whiskey and I just love music and I will rate any CD in my own special way. See what I do is whack the headphones on and play it loud, if I love it and it moves me I will crack out the dance moves (the moonwalk is my signature move, that and the reach around, but that’s another story) or if it’s heavy I will head bang, and if I hate it well the monkey comes out in me and I will usually smear the CD in my own excrement (hey I’m a monkey after all). 

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